In my never-ending quest to offend someone, somewhere (or better yet, everyone, everywhere) I took a visit to the most innocent of places: the supermarket. Don’t get me wrong, I live in New York City, melting pot of the world and home to a half-billion Chinese people who ONLY eat disgustingly stuff…but this takes the cake. And no, it didn’t come from an ethnic supermarket.
Direct from the shelves of Pathmark:
Okay, so maybe it’s completely innocent, but the novelty value will never wear off. Seriously, what was the marketing department of Grace Foods thinking?
Oh yeah, it’s cheap (less than $1USD a pack, so totally worth it for a gag gift). If you’re interested in your own package of cock flavoured soup, I’m hereby becoming a distributor–email me and we’ll work out the details!
