Them: So, were you in an altercation? Me: Yeah, with a piece of wood.
Them: Were you unconscious? Me: Yes, before it hit me… afterward I was wide awake enough to drop the F-bomb about 30 times in a row.
Anyway, at 3 AM in the morning, I was sleeping…you know, unconscious. At 3:10 AM, I was in the bathroom bleeding over the sink from an inch long gash on my eyebrow. A previously stable wooden cover from a pipe fell from the wall and smacked me edge first. The ambush was perfectly orchestrated…it obviously had it planned for the entire two years it was waiting up on the wall above where my head would lay every night on the bed.
To make a long ER visit short, I spent a couple hours at the hospital and came home with a few stitches…at least I was able take something home! If anyone wants before and after pics, I’ll be happy to oblige. 
Now, the wife will be sleeping on that side of the bed.
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