Apparently I’m accident prone.
Just ran out of the office to get a bite to eat. Innocent, yes…this time!
The limo was trying to make a turn into the wall of tourists crossing the street and I just happened to be at the end of a good portion of them. Luckily, I walk fast and he was going slow, so I was just brushed by his front bumper, and his tire grazed my heel, taking off my shoe and leaving a black streak down my jeans.
He stopped the car, rolled down the window and said, “Sorry man, I didn’t see you there.” Sauntering up to his window, shoe in hand, I said, “Dude, I’m wearing a bright red jacket…” I took his plate number but since nothing is bleeding or broken so I probably not going to report him…but tomorrow I’m locking myself in the house in front of the computer!

Hey ,it seems you are not so luckily lately.
Yo, you should have done something… That is completely unacceptable! He struck you with a car! I live in Chicago and I am sick of taxis and the like doing exactly what you described. IT IS ILLEGAL! Granted, if you were j-walking it is a different story but you were in the crosswalk right? They honk and look at you like I should be flagging them down for a ride when in fact I don’t need one, which is why I am walking!
How lucky that driver was because you’re a very understanding “victim”. Seldom we can see a person like you – already hit but still managed to think the hassle of suing. Anyway, there’s no “blood” whatsoever.
Damn! I’m glad that you’re okay! That’s really bad to be honest
I can’t believe that he didn’t see you! You should at least report him, or try and get hold of him to get him to buy you some new jeans and a new pair of shoes at least!